verb – hâx•ŏr
- Some nerdy kid who didn’t get enough attention as a child so they decided to learn how to break things. Often begins as a pastime, way to impress chicks or to win (cheat) at video games.
- What angry pre-teens call people who are better than them at Fortnite, Warzone, Apex Legends or other battle royale game.
- What grandma does after smoking too many Paul Mall cigarettes in a row at the college graduation you didn’t really deserve to be at because you broke into the university’s mainframe to change the grades you didn’t earn because you were too busy making money investing in bitcoin. But hey, you don’t need a real job now, so that’s a plus. Until the Fed catches up.
- The job you get after the Fed catches up.
“School is for losers, I bought some Monero, invested in some crimeware kits and became a h4x0r overnight! Then I got arrested and now I can’t get a job for anyone other than the government or Seven Eleven.”